lorddanty:

incestiel:

almostdiedthreetimes:

feasibleweasel:

autonomousartisan:

demoniccupcake:

the-guy-below-me-sucks:

doctorfeelbad:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 

Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 

Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY

Oh my God so I typed ‘Shakespeare’ and Shakespeare butted in and wrote ‘The lovely and handsome Shakespeare’ but Poe burst in saying ‘The dreadful and lonely Shakespeare’.

aND FYODOR DOSTOYVESKY ADDED ‘ I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners.”

I’M DONE.

 

Look what they did to All Star by Smash Mouth

“Somebody once hushedly told me the world is going to roll me. I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of glocky with her finger and her thumb in the shape of a “L” on her forehead. Well, the years start voraciously coming and they don’t stop coming; fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. It didn’t make sense absolutely to live for fun. Thy brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to behold. So what’s wrong with taking the back busy thoroughfares? In everything one thing is impossible: rationality. You’ll never know if thou don’t go. “You’ll never shine if you don’t glow”, he growled incoherently. Hey presently, you’re an All Star. Get your game on; go play. Hey now, you’re a Rock Star. Get the show on; get laid. As well as all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold. ~All Star by Smash Estuary of opinion…”

Imagine putting your research paper in here and letting them go at it.

OH MY GOD I WAS WRITING AND EDGAR WOULDN’T STOP FIXING THINGS SO I WROTE “Edgar shut up I’m trying to write” and he changed it to “Edgar shut up I’m meagerly attempting to write” THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE

I typed in “Hello” and Shakesphere erased it and wrote “Begone with this rubbish.”

HOW R00d

I typed “party in the Usa” and Poe changed party to “ill-fated gathering”

Omfg. I called Edgar a little bitch because he made something not make sense and he changed ‘little bitch’ to ‘little seething wench.’

I ASKED IF EMILY COULD GET ON THIS CUS I’M DONE WITH WHITE GUYS AND CHARLES DICKENS CORRECTED IT TO
"Im done with white guys" replied Oliver, "I want some more"

dainesanddaffodils:

littletinyboy:

ah yes, a healthy relationship… my ultimate fetish……

#my ultimate fetish is extremely healthy relationships with EXTREMELY UNHEALTHY SURROUNDING CIRCUMSTANCES #like how did this healthy relationship happen? nobody knows. it’s extremely improbable. HERE IT IS

sciencebluetrenchcoat:

punforrestpun:

I don’t care what you say, I love him

bartohn:

capsicle107:

buckybaby:

lettersto-savemyself:

[SCREAMS] THE WINTER SOLIDER

[PUNCHES YOUR WINDOW IN] THE WINTER SOLIDER

[JUMPS OUT OF A PLANE] THE WINTER SOLDIER

[RIPS OFF SHIRT] THE WINTER SOLDIER

[whispers] the winter soldier 

[RIPS OFF YOUR STEERING WHEEL] THE WINTER SOLDIER

[RIPS OFF LEFT ARM] THE WINTER SOLDIER

lustyloveylady:

gingerhaze:

HUNGER GAMES COMICS

PART 2

What the books are actually like

"My bond is with the people, and I will serve this great nation at the pleasure of myself. If there’s one thing I’ve proven it’s that you can count on me to pleasure myself."

#ABOUT JOFFREY BARATHEON#OH LOOK THE PIE

englishsnow:

Ireland by florescent

venula:

things i would like to do:

  • kiss your face
  • kiss not your face
  • see you smile always
  • idk buy you things
  • make you mac and cheese
  • learn all your favourite songs
  • tell you that u r a cutie
  • have a sleepover without sleep u feel me
  • etc

janicekirk:

i like how anthony mackie just played himself?? like he clearly went into the movie like “if i, anthony mackie, were the falcon, what would that be like? baller as hell, is the answer,” and just went with that

who-the-hell-is-bucky-barnes:

this is your daily reminder that bucky barnes is not a villain he’s a good man who was brainwashed and tortured for over 70 years with absolutely no agency or the ability to think for himself

unmarvel:

Clint Barton/Hawkeye: Dispersed [x]
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